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It's my birthday.
hmmm.

I want djarum blacks for a present.
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I might attempt guitar again.

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

Wrath
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Idk.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Explosives, axes, blunt objects..lead pipes. etc.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Jokingly. xD
4. How about of the same sex?: Yup.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My mum.
6. What is your pet peeve?: religion.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: For someone so filled with hate for everything, I suck at keeping grudges.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Uh. Go to school?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 8 pm. and jesus christ. sky, you wake up early. >:c
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Just about everyone.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "Because"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Yup. When it's 3 am and I can't sleep.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout?: God knows.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I broke my alarm clock by throwing it across the room a while ago.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Vitamin water.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: :c doesnt matter. as long as it's delicious meat. C:
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Oh god. Okay. 3/4's of a bottle of tequila, a couple glasses of wine, scotch, brandy, etc. Yeah. stomach pumped ftw.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: ..no.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: A bit.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: sour.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Fuck yeah. Baby back ribs. literally.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: lol a few. :c
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: none. thank god. xD
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: ...:3
4. Have you done it?: it? oh. sex. what are we, eight? just say it. or say fucking. god.
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Pelvic bones, collar bones, necks, jawlines, shoulder blades, etc.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: ): no. Someone thought I was a hooker once though.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: ...no. justno.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: CANDY AISLE LOL
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: donate it. give it away. travel.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: neither.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Depends.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: lol. yup. make up, candy, gum. a lot of gum.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 30 gigs worth.

PRIDE (how is pride a deadly sin? thats fucked up.)
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Existing.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Idk my parents aren't proud of me
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Just be happy.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Sometimes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: lolyes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: MINI GOLF
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: ..nothing.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: xD uhm. :c
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: .lolwut
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Idk.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: :c yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: xD uhm. :c nicer arms? and LOL SKY D: do I want to know? wait no. dont answer that. ;o;
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Empathy.
7. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?: Wrath or Lust

THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: N/A
2. What religion were you raised as?: LOL HINDU?
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Neither lawl.
4. Do you have your own commandments?: Thou shalt ..destroy all humans?
5. What was the last promise you broke?: uhmm..... I forget?
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: Duh.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: Perfectly imperfect.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: Not really. but idc.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: I have no idea.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: Yes.
4. Freedom or fate?: Freedom.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: no.
6. Do you gamble?: Nope.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: yup.

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: A lot. xD
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: A few.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: I always get them food and such.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: Maybe.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: no.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: Mhm.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: I dunno.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Being lonely, instead of alone.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: nothing.
3. Who is your favourite superhero, and why?: Batman. Because he has no super powers, just his intelligence and bravery.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Depends on the person.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: Heart. Intelligence can be a curse.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?: Nope.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: No idea

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: No
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: RUN AWAY TO CANADA. oh wait...
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Depends.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Full human rights.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?: go obama~...YES WE DID, MOTHERFUCKERS...
6. What was your favourite media circus trial?: ....
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: They ignore you anyway.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: My language.
2. Do you collect anything?: tshirts.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: nooo.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: uhh. lie about various things. have a retarded sense of timing.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: ;o; x:

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: Eh.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: no.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Rarely.
4. What area are you wisest in?: xD I'm not wise
6. What did you learn today?: That HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUNNNNNNN
7. And of course, what is your favourite heavenly virtue?: Fuck heavenly virtues.

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Sup, guiseeeeeeeeeee

Kay well. Been a bit busy lately for someone who does fuck all.
I have some rad ideas for pictures, but they'll have to wait.

Uhhh. What else.
Two months until my snakebites :3
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A couple drawings in the works, and of course, I'm always spewing poetry. ):
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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football...not soccer.

Total: 7

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (technically, I should be. I live in the county)
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] You know what a Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (only when I'm being a real ass xD)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon. (...not all the time but often enough)
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 7 c:~

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have hair everywhere. (technically, the human body DOES have hair everywhere :\)
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 8

African American
[x] You say ni#*a/nukka casually. [LOL I'MA DIE D:]
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap. [I like hip hop.]
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'. (not usually xD)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 6

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. [SEIG HEIL]
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. (exactly 5'2" )
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 6

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey. (fuck no.)
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[x] You know what poutine is. (HOLY SHIT GASMGASMGASM seriously.)
[ ] You speak some French
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3 :c

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the penalty. c:~
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

French
[x] You enjoy pastery.
[x] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive.
[x] You enjoy wine. ICE WINE. IS GOD.
[x] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well (only if they move to my country and expect me to change for them.)
[ ] Love to speak formal French.
[x] Butter and salt are your favourite condiments.
Total: 5

Recap:

British: 7
Australian: 3
Italian: 4
Spanish: 5
Russian: 7
Irish: 8
African American: 6
Asian: 3
German: 6
Canadian: 3
American: 2
French: 5



I AMMMMM

Irish, British, and Russian

Second place is
BLACK and andddd GERMAN

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